The Manhattan Offender Interview: Gemini & Scorpio, the online dating gurus/offline party mavens
Number nine in a series.
- What's your secret to staying so beautiful?
Both Gemini and Scorpio: Long hours paling under the monitor light; calling beauty companies and posing as press; stealing from our own goodie bags; Nutella; mind contortion; strategically-placed baked goods.
Scorpio: Sex. Lots and lots of sex. Though the strategically-placed baked goods play a part here, too. - Is it true what the tabloids are saying about your relationship?
It depends on which tabloid. We'll address them in order:
-God we hope not. Frankly, neither of us wears braces, and if we did, we would never, ever do THAT.
-Absolutely true. We are planning world domination on several fronts. There may be waxing involved. Mothers, lock up your sons. It facilitates collection.
-Mostly. The midget part was somewhat exaggerated: there were only two of them. - This new project of yours is certainly taking everyone by surprise. Tell us about it.
After too many rooms filled with lost-looking "consultants" and enough hair, collectively, to fill one head, we knew the [singles] party scene had to be helped. Now. So the table dancers, electric hula hoops, freeflowing booze, fondue and circus acts were just a natural next step. It's working well. Our next staged event will involve sushi, rubber spikes, rhinestones and karaoke. - Who are you wearing?
Er... we're not so good with names. But he's got a lovely smile. Oh. Uh...top designers only, of course. And the local thrift store. - Would you ever do a role that required nudity?
Gemini would definitely do a role that requires nudity if that "Hot Nude Yoga" thing ever comes through. Is 'come' the right word here?
Scorpio is a role that requires nudity.
You can meet Gemini and Scorpio tonight at a huge event with performance artists, contortionists, clowns and much more. Find out how at Gemini and Scorpio, the website.
