Weekend ketchup

Ugh. Maybe a blogcation is in order. My content is in the toilet and this blogwar retardation has left me feeling just a little dirty. Luckily, there is plenty of talent to feed off of out there.

• Once upon a time, Texas was fabulous.
• Will and Grace. Sure, it's not been funny for a while, but disgusting?
• The Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes baby is probably a little jittery.
• Do you think Kate Moss planted those London Mirror pictures herself? Really, has she had this much publicity in, like, the last decade? And now she's landed a new cover. But she didn't get a job in this show.
• Personally, I would have taken the fifth one from the left on the top row and photoshopped my mug on there.
• Bobbi-Kristina is trying to out-Whitney Whitney?.
• Why I have (and love my) gay doctor.
• Why I have to post some pictures of my dog.
• Why I'll be going to the movies on July 28.