Lessons learned at Big Lug

Lessons learned at the opening party for Big Lug:

1. If you think you are Clark Kent and you think your little buddy is Jimmy Olsen, you will be surprised when Jimmy takes your camera and proceeds not to take pictures of the party but instead take pictures of mostly himself.
2. Lois Lane will always surprise you.
3. Don't tell Perry White your secrets.  He will write about them.
4. The Daily Planet will remain busy and will in fact be even busier long after open bar.
5. Miller Light is Clark Kent's kryptonite.
6. Clark should never file a story after massive repetitive exposures to kryptonite.

After the jump, pictures of Perry, Clark, Lois and way too many pictures of Jimmy Olsen.  (Oh, and Streaky the Super-Cat, too!)  Really, there would have been more and better pictures if it weren't for the kryptonite.  Follow the links to Jimmy and Perry for more and better pictures!  Clark Kent is going to sleep now ...