Intrepid investigative reporter Perez Hilton has the latest screencaps of Clay Aiken allegedly online and looking for some company in the Carolinas. Aiken's gayness, perhaps the most boring story ever, is well-covered by Perez.
What remains are the unanswered questions:
- Why would the closeted singer go on a site like ManHunt and not do the respectable thing and hire an escort?
- Why would anyone webcam with their hair all twisted like that? It's only 9 p.m. according to the screen-captured messages between the alleged Aiken and his paramour.
Finally, why lie about your age? The retro-ish closet thing is actually fun in a kitschy/campy kind of way. But, being born November 30, 1978 puts Aiken at 28, not the 24 as stated on the ManHunt profile. Retrofitting one's age by four years? What lie is next? A declaration of 9c-n-THICK?
