Whom did I diddle did I diddle that guy?
Whom did I diddle did I diddle that guy?
Staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
Just like the sound of it,
It's something quite atrocious,
If you say it publicly,
You'll face upturned noses,
Staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
Whom did I diddle did I diddle that guy?
Whom did I diddle did I diddle that guy?
Because I sort of get around,
When I'm being a cad,
Somewhere bacteria I found,
And it turned out really bad,
But then my doc figured it all out,
And saved me abcessed nose,
The grossest diagnosis I ever had,
And this is how it goes:
Ooooooooh, staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
Forced my taking massive meds of inhumanly large doses,
I thought my local pharmacist,
Would think I was the grossest,
I'm staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
Whom did I diddle did I diddle that guy?
Whom did I diddle did I diddle that guy?
So if you get gigantic sores,
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up penicillin
For a week and three more day,
But better take all of your meds
Or staph may take your life,
It's turned me hypochondriac
So I'm buying Handy-wipes!
Cuz ...
I
...
Was
...
Staph-
infected-
fag-
ilistic-
expial-
idocious!
Staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
Staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
Staphinfectedfagilisticexpialidocious!
(All better now, and for those informed ones out there, it wasn't MRSA, thank science. After a two week illness, I'm ready for a fun, bacteria-free weekend.)