In a continuing effort to draw your attention to the new antibiotic resistant gonorrhea discovered last week, a musical tribute, to an ABBA tune (if for some reason you cannot place which one or can't place the lyrics, the original video is after the jump):
I've been sleeping around since I don't know when
Something I have caught, it must come to an end
Look at my cock, will I ever learn?
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire in my pee-hole
Just one look and I see the swelling
One more look and it hurts while peeing, o-o-o-oh
Gonorrhea, here we go again.
My my, meds cannot affect you.
Gonorrhea, does it show again?
My my, caught it but just from who?
Yes, I've been sleepin' around
Blue balls hurt so profound
Why, why didn't I to the doctor go?
Gonorrhea, now I really know,
My my, you will never let me go.
I'm not ashamed about the things that I do
I can't count all the bedroom doors I've been through
And when I'm out, I swear I'm not a whore
I think I know that I cannot resist a schlong
You know that I'm not that strong.
Just one look and I see the swelling
One more look and it hurts while peeing, o-o-o-oh
Gonorrhea, here I go again.
My my, meds cannot affect you.
Gonorrhea, does it show again?
My my, caught it but just from who?
Yes, I've playing safely.
Oral sex with a condom's silly.
Why, why did I ever let it go?
Gonorrhea, even if I say
Bye bye, leave me now or never
Gonorrhea, it's just roulette we play
Bye bye doesn't mean forever
Gonorrhea, here I go again.
My my, meds cannot affect you.
Gonorrhea, does it show again?
My my, caught it but just from who?
Yes, I've been sleepin' around
Blue balls hurt so profound
Why, why didn't I to the doctor go?
Gonorrhea, now I really know,
My my, you will never let me go.
